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Allen Carr Quotes

I’ve met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people Picture Quote #1

I think over there in Montreal they’re a bit hardcore with the old homos. They’re not that keen on them Picture Quote #1

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl Picture Quote #1

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn’t say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved Picture Quote #1

I’m just generally hugely frustrated, I’m a very, very frustrated man. I’m just a ball of pent-up frustration Picture Quote #1

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home Picture Quote #1

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I haven’t really got much get up and go. I can’t believe I’m on the telly. I’m so lazy Picture Quote #1

I didn’t really want to be a comedian Picture Quote #1

I like old people falling over, that’s what makes me laugh Picture Quote #1

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial Picture Quote #1

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They’ll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere Picture Quote #1

I haven’t really got much get up and go. I can’t believe I’m on the telly. I’m so lazy Picture Quote #1

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I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don’t think I’m a celebrity myself Picture Quote #1

The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off Picture Quote #1

Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm Picture Quote #1

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I’ve met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people (Allen Carr Quotes) I think over there in Montreal they’re a bit hardcore with the old homos. They’re not that keen on them (Allen Carr Quotes) I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl (Allen Carr Quotes) I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn’t say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved (Allen Carr Quotes) I’m just generally hugely frustrated, I’m a very, very frustrated man. I’m just a ball of pent-up frustration (Allen Carr Quotes) You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home (Allen Carr Quotes) I haven’t really got much get up and go. I can’t believe I’m on the telly. I’m so lazy. (Allen Carr Quotes) I didn’t really want to be a comedian (Allen Carr Quotes) I like old people falling over, that’s what makes me laugh (Allen Carr Quotes) If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial (Allen Carr Quotes) A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They’ll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere (Allen Carr Quotes) I haven’t really got much get up and go. I can’t believe I’m on the telly. I’m so lazy (Allen Carr Quotes) I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don’t think I’m a celebrity myself (Allen Carr Quotes) The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off (Allen Carr Quotes) Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm (Allen Carr Quotes)