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Allan Sherman Quotes

Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
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Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there’s a need,.  (Allan Sherman Quotes) I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren’t meeting either  (Allan Sherman Quotes) In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed  (Allan Sherman Quotes) There’s Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother  (Allan Sherman Quotes) You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can’t love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can’t hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes  (Allan Sherman Quotes) It’s a play where something went wrong, ‘Cause it’s five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, from beginning ‘til end, then your bladder better be strong!  (Allan Sherman Quotes) In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Our act started at the bottom and went downhill  (Allan Sherman Quotes) I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren’t meeting either  (Allan Sherman Quotes) The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Love is lovelier the 7th time around  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else  (Allan Sherman Quotes) You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye  (Allan Sherman Quotes) A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray  (Allan Sherman Quotes) When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don’t, someone else will  (Allan Sherman Quotes) They sit there in committees day after day, and they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, that a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up tall, there’s a land where they’ve never heard of cholesterol  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there’s a need,  (Allan Sherman Quotes) I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich  (Allan Sherman Quotes) I didn’t decide I was crazy until 1952. That’s when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy  (Allan Sherman Quotes) Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck  (Allan Sherman Quotes)