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Alcohol Quotes

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket Picture Quote #1

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it Picture Quote #1

I save my carbs for wine. It's called having priorities Picture Quote #1

Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze Picture Quote #1

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for Picture Quote #1

My doctor said

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut Picture Quote #2

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day Picture Quote #1

For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk Picture Quote #1

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs Picture Quote #1

Alcohol postpones anxiety, then multiplies it Picture Quote #1

Let's drink tonight like we won the Powerball and then drink even more when we don't Picture Quote #1

Drink took to me, said Simple. Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better Picture Quote #1

It's true, alcohol kills people. But how many are born because of it? Picture Quote #1

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink Picture Quote #1

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life Picture Quote #1

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness Picture Quote #1

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me Picture Quote #1

Keeping one's guests supplied with liquor is the first law of hospitality Picture Quote #1

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful Picture Quote #1

Water.... I'm thirsty not dirty Picture Quote #1

Because alcohol tastes better than tears Picture Quote #1

To succeed you must add water to your wine, until there is no more wine Picture Quote #1

Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind Picture Quote #1

Eat your alcohol, or you won’t get nonconsensual sex! Picture Quote #1

I had a psychotic break that was brought on by alcohol and drug abuse Picture Quote #1

It was hate at first sight, clean, pure and strong as grain alcohol Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life Picture Quote #1

In my private life, I’m not around any drugs or alcohol Picture Quote #1

Festive alcohol sometimes leads to an excess of honesty Picture Quote #1

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket (Alcohol Quotes) There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it (Alcohol Quotes) I save my carbs for wine. It's called having priorities (Alcohol Quotes) Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze (Alcohol Quotes) What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for (Alcohol Quotes) My doctor said "only one glass of alcohol a day" - I can live with that (Alcohol Quotes) Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut (Alcohol Quotes) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day (Alcohol Quotes) For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk (Alcohol Quotes) I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs (Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol postpones anxiety, then multiplies it (Alcohol Quotes) Let's drink tonight like we won the Powerball and then drink even more when we don't (Alcohol Quotes) Drink took to me, said Simple. Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better (Alcohol Quotes) It's true, alcohol kills people. But how many are born because of it? (Alcohol Quotes) No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink (Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life (Alcohol Quotes) Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness (Alcohol Quotes) I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me (Alcohol Quotes) Keeping one's guests supplied with liquor is the first law of hospitality (Alcohol Quotes) I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful (Alcohol Quotes) Water.... I'm thirsty not dirty (Alcohol Quotes) Because alcohol tastes better than tears (Alcohol Quotes) To succeed you must add water to your wine, until there is no more wine (Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind (Alcohol Quotes) Eat your alcohol, or you won’t get nonconsensual sex! (Alcohol Quotes) I had a psychotic break that was brought on by alcohol and drug abuse (Alcohol Quotes) It was hate at first sight, clean, pure and strong as grain alcohol (Alcohol Quotes) I’ve never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life (Alcohol Quotes) In my private life, I’m not around any drugs or alcohol (Alcohol Quotes) Festive alcohol sometimes leads to an excess of honesty (Alcohol Quotes)

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