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Alcohol Quotes

Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed Picture Quote #1

The voices in my head are all demanding drinks Picture Quote #1

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets Picture Quote #1

Fine. Just

Someday when you have kids of your own, you'll understand why mommy and daddy drink Picture Quote #1

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then again, neither does milk Picture Quote #1

A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy Picture Quote #1

I can’t do that... without alcohol Picture Quote #1

Is there alcohol in this? Picture Quote #1

Yay! There is room to add vodka Picture Quote #1

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol Picture Quote #1

I think my alcohol is trying to tell me something Picture Quote #1

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life Picture Quote #1

I have respect for beer Picture Quote #1

Alcohol won't solve your problems. Then again, neither will milk Picture Quote #1

Love at first sight is the result of too much alcohol Picture Quote #1

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy Picture Quote #1

I don't need the threat of an impending natural disaster to stock up on liquor Picture Quote #1

The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months Picture Quote #1

My workout routine consists of sweating out the alcohol so I can go drinking again Picture Quote #1

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person Picture Quote #1

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket Picture Quote #1

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it Picture Quote #1

I save my carbs for wine. It's called having priorities Picture Quote #1

Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze Picture Quote #1

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for Picture Quote #1

My doctor said

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut Picture Quote #2

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day Picture Quote #1

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Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed (Alcohol Quotes) The voices in my head are all demanding drinks (Alcohol Quotes) Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets (Alcohol Quotes) Fine. Just "one" more drink and we can go (Alcohol Quotes) Someday when you have kids of your own, you'll understand why mommy and daddy drink (Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then again, neither does milk (Alcohol Quotes) A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy (Alcohol Quotes) I can’t do that... without alcohol (Alcohol Quotes) Is there alcohol in this? (Alcohol Quotes) Yay! There is room to add vodka (Alcohol Quotes) Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol (Alcohol Quotes) I think my alcohol is trying to tell me something (Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life (Alcohol Quotes) I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly (Alcohol Quotes) I have respect for beer (Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol won't solve your problems. Then again, neither will milk (Alcohol Quotes) Love at first sight is the result of too much alcohol (Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy (Alcohol Quotes) I don't need the threat of an impending natural disaster to stock up on liquor (Alcohol Quotes) The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months (Alcohol Quotes) My workout routine consists of sweating out the alcohol so I can go drinking again (Alcohol Quotes) Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person (Alcohol Quotes) Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket (Alcohol Quotes) There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it (Alcohol Quotes) I save my carbs for wine. It's called having priorities (Alcohol Quotes) Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze (Alcohol Quotes) What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for (Alcohol Quotes) My doctor said "only one glass of alcohol a day" - I can live with that (Alcohol Quotes) Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut (Alcohol Quotes) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day (Alcohol Quotes)

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