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Alan K Simpson Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) There is no ‘slippery slope’ toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal. There are three days that are really slow for restaurants - Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) You were doing a sadistic little disservice to your country  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style  (Alan K Simpson Quotes) He has to do the heavy lifting and the windows and the wash, and also protect the president  (Alan K Simpson Quotes)