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Alan Ayckbourn Quotes

If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don’t have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically Picture Quote #1

Salad, I can’t bear salad. It grows while you’re eating it, you know Picture Quote #1

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates Picture Quote #1

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money Picture Quote #1

There are very few people on top of life, and the rest of us don’t like them very much Picture Quote #1

The darker the subject, the more light you must try to shed on the matter. And vice versa Picture Quote #1

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Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you Picture Quote #1

There is a school of thought that believes that sleep is for the night. You appear to be out to disprove them Picture Quote #1

As a writer one is allowed to have conversations with oneself. What is considered sane in writers is made for the rest of the human race Picture Quote #1

What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the house genuinely doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Custard pie humour is fairly universal, but at the other end, which I’m more interested in, there’s the humour that hovers on the darkness, that walks in the shadow of something else, not always that obvious Picture Quote #1

A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar? Picture Quote #1

They’ve started this filthy floodlit cricket with cricketers wearing tin hats and advertisements for contraceptives on their boots Picture Quote #1

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If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don’t have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) Salad, I can’t bear salad. It grows while you’re eating it, you know. (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) There are very few people on top of life, and the rest of us don’t like them very much (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) The darker the subject, the more light you must try to shed on the matter. And vice versa (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) There is a school of thought that believes that sleep is for the night. You appear to be out to disprove them (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) As a writer one is allowed to have conversations with oneself. What is considered sane in writers is made for the rest of the human race (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the house genuinely doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Custard pie humour is fairly universal, but at the other end, which I’m more interested in, there’s the humour that hovers on the darkness, that walks in the shadow of something else, not always that obvious (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar? (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes) They’ve started this filthy floodlit cricket with cricketers wearing tin hats and advertisements for contraceptives on their boots (Alan Ayckbourn Quotes)