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Al Yankovic Quotes

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience Picture Quote #1

I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know Picture Quote #1

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career Picture Quote #1

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun Picture Quote #1

So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit Picture Quote #1

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy Picture Quote #1

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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism Picture Quote #1

I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced Picture Quote #1

I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical Picture Quote #1

The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that Picture Quote #1

I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best Picture Quote #1

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm Picture Quote #1

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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years Picture Quote #1

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me Picture Quote #1

I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump Picture Quote #1

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will Picture Quote #1

Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here Picture Quote #1

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound Picture Quote #1

When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey Picture Quote #1

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely Picture Quote #1

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation Picture Quote #1

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under Picture Quote #1

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now Picture Quote #1

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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea Picture Quote #1

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me Picture Quote #1

People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better Picture Quote #1

I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head Picture Quote #1

I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really Picture Quote #1

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture Picture Quote #1

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience (Al Yankovic Quotes) I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know (Al Yankovic Quotes) I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career (Al Yankovic Quotes) As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun (Al Yankovic Quotes) So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit (Al Yankovic Quotes) As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy (Al Yankovic Quotes) That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism (Al Yankovic Quotes) I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical (Al Yankovic Quotes) The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that (Al Yankovic Quotes) I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best (Al Yankovic Quotes) Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm (Al Yankovic Quotes) One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years (Al Yankovic Quotes) You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes (Al Yankovic Quotes) When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump (Al Yankovic Quotes) You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will (Al Yankovic Quotes) Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here (Al Yankovic Quotes) I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound (Al Yankovic Quotes) When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey (Al Yankovic Quotes) Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely (Al Yankovic Quotes) People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation (Al Yankovic Quotes) If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under (Al Yankovic Quotes) If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now (Al Yankovic Quotes) There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea (Al Yankovic Quotes) Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me (Al Yankovic Quotes) People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really (Al Yankovic Quotes) I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture (Al Yankovic Quotes)

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