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Al Yankovic Quotes

I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing Picture Quote #1

In the 80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me Picture Quote #1

I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the Letters and Tomatoes column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature Picture Quote #1

One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years Picture Quote #1

I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit Picture Quote #1

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career Picture Quote #1

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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes Picture Quote #1

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation Picture Quote #1

I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know Picture Quote #1

As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste Picture Quote #1

In the 80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good! Picture Quote #1

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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me Picture Quote #1

I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing Picture Quote #1

I’m very analytical, I’m very precise Picture Quote #1

The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who Picture Quote #1

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle Picture Quote #1

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab Picture Quote #1

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it Picture Quote #1

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork Picture Quote #1

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to force creativity and humor Picture Quote #1

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys Picture Quote #1

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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore Picture Quote #1

You don’t need to be defined by your job Picture Quote #1

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals Picture Quote #1

A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se Picture Quote #1

I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover Picture Quote #1

My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody Picture Quote #1

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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing. (Al Yankovic Quotes) In the 80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me. (Al Yankovic Quotes) I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the Letters and Tomatoes column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature. (Al Yankovic Quotes) One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years. (Al Yankovic Quotes) I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit. (Al Yankovic Quotes) I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career. (Al Yankovic Quotes) You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes. (Al Yankovic Quotes) People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation. (Al Yankovic Quotes) I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know. (Al Yankovic Quotes) As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads. (Al Yankovic Quotes) I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste. (Al Yankovic Quotes) In the 80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good! (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m very analytical, I’m very precise (Al Yankovic Quotes) Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight (Al Yankovic Quotes) The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who (Al Yankovic Quotes) Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle (Al Yankovic Quotes) Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab (Al Yankovic Quotes) If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it (Al Yankovic Quotes) You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork (Al Yankovic Quotes) I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again (Al Yankovic Quotes) It’s hard to force creativity and humor (Al Yankovic Quotes) Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys (Al Yankovic Quotes) There aren’t that many superstars around anymore (Al Yankovic Quotes) You don’t need to be defined by your job (Al Yankovic Quotes) I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals (Al Yankovic Quotes) A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se (Al Yankovic Quotes) I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover (Al Yankovic Quotes) My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody (Al Yankovic Quotes)

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