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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy  (Al Yankovic Quotes) You don’t need to be defined by your job  (Al Yankovic Quotes) I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!  (Al Yankovic Quotes) I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it  (Al Yankovic Quotes) Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking, ‘I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones?’’  (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation  (Al Yankovic Quotes) There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline  (Al Yankovic Quotes) He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine  (Al Yankovic Quotes) My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh  (Al Yankovic Quotes) Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab  (Al Yankovic Quotes) You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars  (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice  (Al Yankovic Quotes) I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out  (Al Yankovic Quotes) You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love  (Al Yankovic Quotes) Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt  (Al Yankovic Quotes) Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain  (Al Yankovic Quotes) Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month  (Al Yankovic Quotes) My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child  (Al Yankovic Quotes) People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?  (Al Yankovic Quotes) It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff  (Al Yankovic Quotes) At this point I’ve got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad... it’s meant to be a tribute  (Al Yankovic Quotes) Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle  (Al Yankovic Quotes) The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who  (Al Yankovic Quotes) I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.  (Al Yankovic Quotes) One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.  (Al Yankovic Quotes) I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the Letters and Tomatoes column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.  (Al Yankovic Quotes) In the 80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.  (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump  (Al Yankovic Quotes) I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.  (Al Yankovic Quotes) When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.  (Al Yankovic Quotes)
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