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Adam Carolla Quotes

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside Picture Quote #1

I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick Picture Quote #1

When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself Picture Quote #1

People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful Picture Quote #1

I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs Picture Quote #1

Don’t do your best, do my best Picture Quote #1

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes

A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes

There are certain things women are better at than men Picture Quote #1

No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear Picture Quote #1

People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on Picture Quote #1

I’d never hurt another person Picture Quote #1

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! Picture Quote #1

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars Picture Quote #1

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes

I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age Picture Quote #1

If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed Picture Quote #1

I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex Picture Quote #1

A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go Picture Quote #1

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it Picture Quote #1

When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds Picture Quote #1

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes

Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average Picture Quote #1

I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care Picture Quote #1

I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed Picture Quote #1

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why Picture Quote #1

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food Picture Quote #1

It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything Picture Quote #1

Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car Picture Quote #1

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible Picture Quote #1

No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader Picture Quote #1

Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It’s like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt? I don’t care Picture Quote #1

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings Picture Quote #1

That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? Picture Quote #1

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick. (Adam Carolla Quotes) When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself (Adam Carolla Quotes) People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs (Adam Carolla Quotes) Don’t do your best, do my best (Adam Carolla Quotes) There are certain things women are better at than men (Adam Carolla Quotes) No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear (Adam Carolla Quotes) People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’d never hurt another person (Adam Carolla Quotes) Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! (Adam Carolla Quotes) My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars (Adam Carolla Quotes) I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age (Adam Carolla Quotes) If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed (Adam Carolla Quotes) I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex. (Adam Carolla Quotes) A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go. (Adam Carolla Quotes) In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it (Adam Carolla Quotes) When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds. (Adam Carolla Quotes) Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average (Adam Carolla Quotes) I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care (Adam Carolla Quotes) I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed (Adam Carolla Quotes) I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why (Adam Carolla Quotes) I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food (Adam Carolla Quotes) It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything (Adam Carolla Quotes) The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car. (Adam Carolla Quotes) Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible. (Adam Carolla Quotes) No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader. (Adam Carolla Quotes) Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It’s like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt? I don’t care. (Adam Carolla Quotes) I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings. (Adam Carolla Quotes) That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? (Adam Carolla Quotes)

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