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Adam Carolla Quotes

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! Picture Quote #1

I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick Picture Quote #1

Don’t do your best, do my best Picture Quote #1

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars Picture Quote #1

There are certain things women are better at than men Picture Quote #1

People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on Picture Quote #1

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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear Picture Quote #1

I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs Picture Quote #1

People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful Picture Quote #1

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside Picture Quote #1

Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes Picture Quote #1

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it Picture Quote #1

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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it Picture Quote #1

I’d never hurt another person Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian, not a politician Picture Quote #1

I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing Picture Quote #1

When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself Picture Quote #1

I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist Picture Quote #1

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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick Picture Quote #1

I get depressed at airports Picture Quote #1

I don’t know anything about computers Picture Quote #1

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody Picture Quote #1

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future Picture Quote #1

I am not a good cue card reader Picture Quote #1

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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name? Picture Quote #1

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays Picture Quote #1

Figure out what to do, then take a nap Picture Quote #1

You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave Picture Quote #1

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell Picture Quote #1

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick. (Adam Carolla Quotes) Don’t do your best, do my best (Adam Carolla Quotes) My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars (Adam Carolla Quotes) There are certain things women are better at than men (Adam Carolla Quotes) People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on (Adam Carolla Quotes) No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs (Adam Carolla Quotes) People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful (Adam Carolla Quotes) The very definition of 'beauty' is outside (Adam Carolla Quotes) Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes (Adam Carolla Quotes) In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it (Adam Carolla Quotes) You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’d never hurt another person (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’m a comedian, not a politician (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing (Adam Carolla Quotes) When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick (Adam Carolla Quotes) I get depressed at airports (Adam Carolla Quotes) I don’t know anything about computers (Adam Carolla Quotes) I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody (Adam Carolla Quotes) I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future (Adam Carolla Quotes) I am not a good cue card reader (Adam Carolla Quotes) Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name? (Adam Carolla Quotes) Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays (Adam Carolla Quotes) Figure out what to do, then take a nap (Adam Carolla Quotes) You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave (Adam Carolla Quotes) When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell (Adam Carolla Quotes)