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My first job after college was at Magic Quest, an educational software startup company where I was responsible for writing the content. I found that job somewhat accidentally but after working there a few weeks and loving my job, I decided to pursue a career in technology Picture Quote #1

My mom is one of those really angry moms who gets mad at absolutely everything. Once when I was a little kid, I accidentally knocked a Flintstones glass off the kitchen table. She said, ‘Well, dammit, we can’t have nice things.’ Picture Quote #1

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk through into another dimension Picture Quote #1

Making lists of favorite things is, for me, a task ridden with anxiety. What if I’ve accidentally excluded something I love? What if I discover something new tomorrow that I love even more? Picture Quote #1

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot Picture Quote #1

I never take out clients. It’s bad policy. He looked me straight in the eyes as he said it. Reaching across for the glove compartment, his arm accidentally brushed my leg Picture Quote #1

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When I watch a romantic comedy, I feel like they’re selling something that doesn’t exist. Two beautiful, but extremely unpleasant, people are terrible to each other for an hour, accidentally kiss, then decide to like each other during an extremely vague montage. That isn’t how people fall in love Picture Quote #1

I love beauty. But I like the beauty accidentally, not dished up, served up on a platter Picture Quote #1

I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That’s like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible Picture Quote #1

Look, I think maybe we’ve been hurt so often that even if someone harms us accidentally, we’re blind to see it that way Picture Quote #1

For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy’s schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient Picture Quote #1

I accidentally sealed the box shut with my penis still inside, not realizing I may need to use it later. Being in love can be so distracting Picture Quote #1

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This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the school toilet back in the first grade with my Boba Fett figure (I was pretending it was the Sarlaac pit) Picture Quote #1

Most artists try to break your heart, or they accidentally break their own hearts.But I find the quietness in the ordinary much more satisfying Picture Quote #1

We’d spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I’d accidentally swung a sword at her, she’d saved my life, and I’d run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting Picture Quote #1

My parents always swore that in my childhood they had to let me win at board games. If, by the lucky stroke of the plastic wheel, my father would accidentally beat me at Candy Land, I would fly into fits of bawling that I’m told would last for hours. If I couldn’t triumph, I didn’t want to play Picture Quote #1

Surreal. It was his word of the weekThis must be one of the circles of hell Dante accidentally left off the list Picture Quote #1

I fell into playwriting accidentally, took some classes in it, and also took creative writing classes, but I really didn’t expect it to be a career because I didn’t believe there was a way to make money as a playwright without being lucky and I didn’t feel particularly lucky Picture Quote #1

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Everyone thinks you’ve been kidnapped, he saidWe’ve been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you’ve been here all night?Frank! Annabeth’s ears were as red as strawberriesWe just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That’s it.Kissed a couple of times, Percy said.Annabeth glared at himNot helping! Picture Quote #1

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay Picture Quote #1

To be a Jew, essentially and not just accidentally, is to regard the Jewish people as one’s sole primal community. Election by the unique God requires total and unconditional loyalty to one people Picture Quote #1

When I was 9, I auditioned for an arts school in Toronto with a few of my friends. The sole reason we auditioned was that we found out you got to miss a couple days of school to do the audition. Without actually wanting to go to arts school, I accidentally got in. My parents encouraged me to try it, and I ended falling in love with performing Picture Quote #1

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron Picture Quote #1

You must realize, Mr. Blaine, that a man is not his body, for he receives his body accidentally. He is not his skills, for those are frequently born of necessity. He is not his talents, which are produced by heredity and by early environmental factors. He is not the sicknesses to which he may be predisposed, and he is not the environment that shapes him Picture Quote #1

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If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone’s eye out, I would laugh. And then I’d say, ‘I’m sorry, I really do feel bad,’ but then I’m on the floor rolling Picture Quote #1

Life sucks. It’s all random bullshit that adds up to nothing but chaos. Serendipity: accidentally finding something wonderful while not looking for it. A few get lucky. The rest of us fight for what’s left over Picture Quote #1

I remember as a kid having a balloon and accidentally letting the string go and watching it just float off and into the sky until it disappeared. And there’s something about that, even, that feels very much like what life is, you know, that it’s fleeting, and it’s temporal Picture Quote #1

I’m not the guy whose gonna shoot 10,000 free-throws until I’m Michael Jordan - and it did happen kind of accidentally that I said, Okay, yeah, I’ll try singing Picture Quote #1

As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically last week when an IPT-sanctioned tournament aboard a yacht in Australia accidentally used tarot cards instead of playing cards. That’s right, it’s true! Apparently no one noticed until someone laid down a full house and the dealer died Picture Quote #1

If someone accidentally ingests sodium azide, you shouldn’t try to resuscitate the person because you could die, too, giving CPR. This is a highly toxic chemical Picture Quote #1

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My first job after college was at Magic Quest, an educational software startup company where I was responsible for writing the content. I found that job somewhat accidentally but after working there a few weeks and loving my job, I decided to pursue a career in technology. (Accidentally Quotes) My mom is one of those really angry moms who gets mad at absolutely everything. Once when I was a little kid, I accidentally knocked a Flintstones glass off the kitchen table. She said, ‘Well, dammit, we can’t have nice things.’ (Accidentally Quotes) I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk through into another dimension. (Accidentally Quotes) Making lists of favorite things is, for me, a task ridden with anxiety. What if I’ve accidentally excluded something I love? What if I discover something new tomorrow that I love even more? (Accidentally Quotes) I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot. (Accidentally Quotes) I never take out clients. It’s bad policy. He looked me straight in the eyes as he said it. Reaching across for the glove compartment, his arm accidentally brushed my leg. (Accidentally Quotes) When I watch a romantic comedy, I feel like they’re selling something that doesn’t exist. Two beautiful, but extremely unpleasant, people are terrible to each other for an hour, accidentally kiss, then decide to like each other during an extremely vague montage. That isn’t how people fall in love. (Accidentally Quotes) I love beauty. But I like the beauty accidentally, not dished up, served up on a platter. (Accidentally Quotes) I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That’s like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible. (Accidentally Quotes) Look, I think maybe we’ve been hurt so often that even if someone harms us accidentally, we’re blind to see it that way. (Accidentally Quotes) For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy’s schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient. (Accidentally Quotes) I accidentally sealed the box shut with my penis still inside, not realizing I may need to use it later. Being in love can be so distracting. (Accidentally Quotes) This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the school toilet back in the first grade with my Boba Fett figure (I was pretending it was the Sarlaac pit). (Accidentally Quotes) Most artists try to break your heart, or they accidentally break their own hearts.But I find the quietness in the ordinary much more satisfying. (Accidentally Quotes) We’d spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I’d accidentally swung a sword at her, she’d saved my life, and I’d run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting. (Accidentally Quotes) My parents always swore that in my childhood they had to let me win at board games. If, by the lucky stroke of the plastic wheel, my father would accidentally beat me at Candy Land, I would fly into fits of bawling that I’m told would last for hours. If I couldn’t triumph, I didn’t want to play. (Accidentally Quotes) Surreal. It was his word of the weekThis must be one of the circles of hell Dante accidentally left off the list. (Accidentally Quotes) I fell into playwriting accidentally, took some classes in it, and also took creative writing classes, but I really didn’t expect it to be a career because I didn’t believe there was a way to make money as a playwright without being lucky and I didn’t feel particularly lucky. (Accidentally Quotes) Everyone thinks you’ve been kidnapped, he saidWe’ve been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you’ve been here all night?Frank! Annabeth’s ears were as red as strawberriesWe just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That’s it.Kissed a couple of times, Percy said.Annabeth glared at himNot helping! (Accidentally Quotes) Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay. (Accidentally Quotes) To be a Jew, essentially and not just accidentally, is to regard the Jewish people as one’s sole primal community. Election by the unique God requires total and unconditional loyalty to one people. (Accidentally Quotes) When I was 9, I auditioned for an arts school in Toronto with a few of my friends. The sole reason we auditioned was that we found out you got to miss a couple days of school to do the audition. Without actually wanting to go to arts school, I accidentally got in. My parents encouraged me to try it, and I ended falling in love with performing. (Accidentally Quotes) The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron (Accidentally Quotes) You must realize, Mr. Blaine, that a man is not his body, for he receives his body accidentally. He is not his skills, for those are frequently born of necessity. He is not his talents, which are produced by heredity and by early environmental factors. He is not the sicknesses to which he may be predisposed, and he is not the environment that shapes him. (Accidentally Quotes) If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone’s eye out, I would laugh. And then I’d say, ‘I’m sorry, I really do feel bad,’ but then I’m on the floor rolling. (Accidentally Quotes) Life sucks. It’s all random bullshit that adds up to nothing but chaos. Serendipity: accidentally finding something wonderful while not looking for it. A few get lucky. The rest of us fight for what’s left over. (Accidentally Quotes) I remember as a kid having a balloon and accidentally letting the string go and watching it just float off and into the sky until it disappeared. And there’s something about that, even, that feels very much like what life is, you know, that it’s fleeting, and it’s temporal. (Accidentally Quotes) I’m not the guy whose gonna shoot 10,000 free-throws until I’m Michael Jordan - and it did happen kind of accidentally that I said, Okay, yeah, I’ll try singing. (Accidentally Quotes) As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically last week when an IPT-sanctioned tournament aboard a yacht in Australia accidentally used tarot cards instead of playing cards. That’s right, it’s true! Apparently no one noticed until someone laid down a full house and the dealer died. (Accidentally Quotes) If someone accidentally ingests sodium azide, you shouldn’t try to resuscitate the person because you could die, too, giving CPR. This is a highly toxic chemical. (Accidentally Quotes)

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