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The Judo pupil, therefore, must cultivate his mind; he must never feel fear, never lose his temper, never be off his guard; but he must be cool and calm, though not absent-minded; he must act as quick as thought, according to circumstances. He must also be dexterous as well as bold both in attack and in defense  (Absent Minded Quotes) Mr. Speaker, a new report says only 7% of scientists believe in God. That is right. And the reason they gave was that the scientists are super smart. Unbelievable. Most of these absent-minded professors cannot find the toilet  (Absent Minded Quotes) I believe in the gods; or rather I believe that I believe in the gods. But I don’t believe that they are great brooding presences watching over us; I believe they are completely absent minded  (Absent Minded Quotes) Slothful, feeble, pretentious, pedantic, elitist - these are some of the epithets that eventually become associated with the absent minded scholar, the poor sighted reader, the book worm, the nerd  (Absent Minded Quotes) There is a notion that creative people are absent-minded, reckless, heedless of social customs and obligations. It is, hopefully, true for they are in another world altogether  (Absent Minded Quotes) Let the lover be disgraceful, crazy, absent-minded. Someone sober will worry about events going badly. Let the lover be  (Absent Minded Quotes) The Fates, like an absent-minded printer, seldom allow a single line to stand perfect and unmarred  (Absent Minded Quotes) The sign work of the Orient it runneth up and down; The Talmud stalks from right to left, a rabbi in a gown; The Roman rolls from left to right from Maytime unto May; But the gods shake up their symbols in an absent-minded way. Their language runs to circles like the language of the eyes, Emphasised by strange dilations with little panting sighs  (Absent Minded Quotes) I hated school so intensely. It interfered with my freedom. I avoided the discipline by an elaborate technique of being absent-minded during classes  (Absent Minded Quotes) I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren’t what they used to be, I always forget to include myself  (Absent Minded Quotes) I left parts of myself everywhere, The way absent-minded people leave Gloves and umbrellas Whose colors are sad from dispensing so much bad luck  (Absent Minded Quotes) I’m not the greatest boyfriend, but I’m not a creep. It’s more like I’m... absent-minded  (Absent Minded Quotes) Old men when they begin to hear the last trumpet, on the morning breeze, often have a kind of absent-minded smile; like people listening. And their smiles are just politeness  (Absent Minded Quotes) The very serpents bite their tails; the bees forget to sting, For a language so celestial setteth up a wondering. And the touch of absent mindedness is more than any line, Since direction counts for nothing when the gods set up a sign  (Absent Minded Quotes) I’m sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus  (Absent Minded Quotes) The Fates, like an absent minded printer, seldom allow a single line to stand perfect and unmarred  (Absent Minded Quotes) I just remembered that I’m absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can’t find it  (Absent Minded Quotes) I believe in the gods; or rather I believe that I believe in the gods. But I don’t believe that they are great brooding presences watching over us; I believe they are completely absent minded  (Absent Minded Quotes) I once absent mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce  (Absent Minded Quotes) PRINT FREE GIANT POSTERS